Snark Bites 11/9-15

11/13
Actor Sues to Bring "Scoobie Duped" to Big Screen
David Keith wants to do biopic on commissioner who smirked himself out of office, says Moore reneged on deal

11/12
Knox Heritage Aims to "Preserve a Politician"
Group says new program will reclaim, restore debilitated local politicians


11/10
Amendment Friends/Foes Debate How Many Amendments Can Dance on the Head of a Pin
Debaters say, "We can drag this thing on until 2010!"